I Never Signed an NDA (ePub)

The mysterious death of power agent Alma Astley just a week before the 2018 Oscars sets into motion this satirical insider tale of the shenanigans and cut-throat politics lurking beneath the glamour of Tinseltown.

Celebrity stylist Belinda Grant was the last person to see Alma alive. Now as she juggles the increasingly outrageous demands of her A-List clients competing for a top spot on the best-dressed list, Belinda finds herself entangled in a police investigation and-worse-the tabloids. As the week heats up, it becomes clear that Belinda isn't the only one who wants things kept out of the spotlight.

Written by a real-life Hollywood stylist, I Never signed an NDA is a darkly funny multi-perspective look at what it is to be at the center of the world's most famous red carpet.

"Naughty. Funny. Cheeky. Clever. Penny Lovell is a truth-teller who understands that the unholy clusterfuck of Hollywood is only dangerous if you take it seriously."
-Craig Ferguson, writer, comedian and television host

"I loved this book. So Hollywood insider and fun!"

-Lyn Paulo, Emmy award-winning costume designer, Queen Charlotte, Scandal and Inventing Anna

"What Penny doesn't know about the red carpet world doesn't matter!"

-Richard Marin, celebrity hairstylist

"An addictive read! Penny delivers a witty, audacious, salacious good time."

-Lorene Scafaria, Emmy-nominated Director, Succession, and writer/director Hustlers