A Christmas Carol... Slimed (Elias Zapple Classics) / Elias Zapple Classics (ePub)
Elias Zapple's retelling of Charles Dickens' Christmas fable tells the story of Elias Zapple, a man with a wealth of cabbages to match the coldness of his heart. On a mystical Christmas Eve, he's visited by three ghost slugs...
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Elias Zapple's retelling of Charles Dickens' Christmas fable tells the story of Elias Zapple, a man with a wealth of cabbages to match the coldness of his heart. On a mystical Christmas Eve, he's visited by three ghost slugs forcing Zapple to make a choice: change, or become worm food.
After that success, he went on to work as a 19th century Victorian chimney sweep, when he was inspired to write the acclaimed series of books entitled 'Duke & Michel'. It is believed the fumes from the chimneys did so much damage to Elias, that it was a miracle he ever ate a cupcake again.
Later, he travelled back in time to the present, and went on a series of trips to many foreign and distant lands. During these travels, Elias met and listened to many interesting people, choosing to ignore all of them. He did, however, learn a couple of things: i) the earth is flat; and ii) you should never eat a banana when it's not ripe.
Many questions are often asked by his adoring public. Are you human? How many chimpanzees can fit inside a fridge? What is that thing growing on the side of your head? To which Mr Zapple has always smiled, turned away and swum off into the sunset; having only once been bitten by an unfriendly shark.
Elias Zapple continues to work towards the unification of Korea, and writing children's stories that parents will spend huge sums of money on. He wishes you all to know that every penny made from the books will go straight into his bank account, which he will then spend on a lavish, new tent.
- Autor: Elias Zapple
- Altersempfehlung: 9 - 12 Jahre
- 2018, Englisch
- Verlag: Heads or Tales Press
- ISBN-10: 1386533114
- ISBN-13: 9781386533115
- Erscheinungsdatum: 01.03.2018
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- Dateiformat: ePub
- Grösse: 1.33 MB
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