Kale, My Ex, and Other Things to Toss in a Blender
(Sprache: Englisch)
A breakup + a food truck + a whole lot of kale = the best recipe for a broken heart! Fans of Jenny Han, Morgan Matson, and Huntley Fitzpatrick will love this hilarious and heartfelt novel.
When Mia s summer starts with an epic breakup, she...
When Mia s summer starts with an epic breakup, she...
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A breakup + a food truck + a whole lot of kale = the best recipe for a broken heart! Fans of Jenny Han, Morgan Matson, and Huntley Fitzpatrick will love this hilarious and heartfelt novel.When Mia s summer starts with an epic breakup, she s sure the rest of the vacation will be miserable. But her best friend, Justine, would never let that happen. Their plan has two parts. One: use their summer job driving a snow cone truck to keep tabs on Mia s ex in person. Two: create a fake persona to connect with Mia s ex online.
Soon both plans have morphed into something so much bigger. Add some kale to a snow cone and they ve got the hottest smoothie in town . . . and more money than they could have imagined. And when Mia s ex starts falling for the online girl, there s a revenge plot just waiting to be born. A guy who dumps a girl because he thinks her thighs are too thick deserves to have his heart broken by a fake girlfriend, right? All s fair in love and smoothies. . . .
Well known for My Life in Pink & Green, Lisa Greenwald has written a hilarious and refreshing take on getting over a breakup. Girls who love contemporary romance with lots of laughs will down this novel in one gulp!
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1Livin the Dream
Coconut, peaches, banana, raspberries, vanilla frozen yogurt
Mia
Justine s full-length mirror was magical. We weren t sure if it was the way it hung on the wall, or the specific tint of the glass. Sometimes we thought the floor in her room was uneven and that was what caused it. It s not like we spent forever trying to figure out why we looked great in it; we were just grateful that we did.
Okay, go sit, she instructed. Because people always check themselves out in a full-length so they know how an outfit works standing up. But you may spend a lot of time sitting at this party. I don t know. We need to get all perspectives.
Right. I moved over to her desk chair. Like this?
Sit more on the edge, she insisted. People always sit on the edge of chairs at parties.
They do? I squinted and readjusted myself.
She stood back with a finger on her lip. Perfect. You look so good in navy. Also, terry is so sensible because, I don t know, you may need to use it to dry off. Will Adia really have towels for all of us? She paused and I wasn t sure if she was asking me or just thinking out loud. She walked over and tousled my hair. I think you have your summer-blond highlights already, and it s only June. Go you.
Yeah? I stood up and went back to the mirror to check out my hair.
Definitely. She put an arm around me, and we admired ourselves. We re hot, what can I say?
I laughed. Yeah, right.
Okay, my turn, Justine said, walking over to her closet.
I kicked off my flip-flops and leaned back on her bed. I turned up the playlist--a mix of current
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favorites and old classics--we d made for the end of school.
Hey, where did we go? Justine sang with her back to me as she wriggled into the lacey white cover-up. Days when the rains came?
She slipped her feet into her black platform flip-flops and turned around. So?
Love. One hundred percent love, I said.
Come on. She glared, pulling her brown curls back into a low ponytail. Really? You can t mean that.
I can, I defended myself. I love it. Your legs look super toned and, like, tan already, and the cover-up is subtle enough to be a cute sundress. But also not like over-the-top look at me, I m in a dress. Ya know?
Promise? She stared at herself in the mirror.
I walked over to her. Promise.
Was the bathing suit okay? she asked, grabbing a lip color from her vanity table and testing it out. I followed her over there to do the same. I mean, it s just plain black. So whatevs. But it s not mom-ish, right?
Definitely not mom-ish. I pursed my lips, trying on a lip gloss. How s this color?
Go a little redder. She handed me another tube. This one ll be good.
I tried it, and she nodded in approval.
Can we go? I asked. The longer we wait, the more nervous I get.
Well, it s still really early, and we definitely can t be the first ones there. She plopped down on her window seat. &ldqu
Hey, where did we go? Justine sang with her back to me as she wriggled into the lacey white cover-up. Days when the rains came?
She slipped her feet into her black platform flip-flops and turned around. So?
Love. One hundred percent love, I said.
Come on. She glared, pulling her brown curls back into a low ponytail. Really? You can t mean that.
I can, I defended myself. I love it. Your legs look super toned and, like, tan already, and the cover-up is subtle enough to be a cute sundress. But also not like over-the-top look at me, I m in a dress. Ya know?
Promise? She stared at herself in the mirror.
I walked over to her. Promise.
Was the bathing suit okay? she asked, grabbing a lip color from her vanity table and testing it out. I followed her over there to do the same. I mean, it s just plain black. So whatevs. But it s not mom-ish, right?
Definitely not mom-ish. I pursed my lips, trying on a lip gloss. How s this color?
Go a little redder. She handed me another tube. This one ll be good.
I tried it, and she nodded in approval.
Can we go? I asked. The longer we wait, the more nervous I get.
Well, it s still really early, and we definitely can t be the first ones there. She plopped down on her window seat. &ldqu
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Autoren-Porträt von Lisa Greenwald
LISA GREENWALD is the author of the Pink & Green series, Reel Life Starring Us, and Sweet Treats & Secret Crushes. She works in the library at the Birch Wathen Lenox School in Manhattan. She is a graduate of the New School s MFA program in writing for children and lives in Manhattan. Visit her online at lisagreenwald.com. Follow her on Twitter at @lisagreenwald and on Instagram at @lisanngreenwald.
Bibliographische Angaben
- Autor: Lisa Greenwald
- Altersempfehlung: Ab 12 Jahre
- 2017, 272 Seiten, Masse: 14,8 x 21,7 cm, Gebunden, Englisch
- Verlag: Random House Books for Young Readers
- ISBN-10: 0399556389
- ISBN-13: 9780399556388
- Erscheinungsdatum: 09.06.2017
Sprache:
Englisch
Pressezitat
"Catchy (and short) chapter titles and recipes lend to an interesting, contemporary romance novel that will make for a quick read full of humor and lessons learned." --VOYA"The celebration of strong female friendship is admirable." --Booklist
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